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		<title>The WASP trainee alphabet</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hat tip to the Winged Victory Women in Aviation Webzine for posting this Women Airforce Service Pilots (WASP) trainee alphabet by Mary Hart. No doubt its still useful for student pilots even today! A is for Airplane a gadget designed For scaring the student plumb out of her mind. B is for Brakes on the [...]
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		<title>Final boarding call for Mr. Al Kyder and Mr. Terry Wrist&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 04:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hat tip to WhichAirline.com for posting this video from the Australian comedy show “The Chaser’s War on Everything” which shows just how bad (and perhaps how lax…) airport security has become. Related posts: The space shuttle&#8217;s final countdown (According to the Daily Show With Jon Stewart) A close call with terrain video What do you [...]
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		<title>A Lufthansa pilot reminisces&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lufthansa Pilot to co-pilot, forgetting that the frequency was open: &#34;We used to come up the Thames, and turn over here for the docks&#8230;.&#34; Voice on frequency: &#34;ACHTUNG SPITFEUR&#34; Related posts: You know you&#8217;re a pilot when&#8230; More Northwest pilot humour&#8230;. That familiar sounding voice
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		<title>How far behind me is that 737&#8230;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 03:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted on BusinessBalls from R Dillon: A controller at the Nashville, Tennessee airport told me about an incident from several years ago when he cleared a Cessna 172 (4 seater small aircraft) for landing. As the Cessna turned to final approach, an airliner called in &#8216;over the marker&#8217; (5 miles from the airport). The Cessna [...]
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		<title>When a band flocks near a runway&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 03:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted on Businessballs.com from S. Smith, Nov 2009: I was working local control for the runway 25&#8242;s at LAX one afternoon and a pilot reported a &#8216;flock of seagulls&#8217; on final approach. Without hesitation, I replied, &#34;Was that the band or the birds?&#34; I got absolutely no response from the pilot&#8230; I guess not everyone [...]
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		<title>You have permission to cross the runway if&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 04:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted on Businessballs.com from R Brown: I worked at an international airport in the Middle East a few years ago. A local hero there and an all round good egg, Tom, in the tower one day received a call from the electrical guys on their way to do their daily checks: &#34;Tower, Electric One. Request [...]
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		<title>Are you left, right or down the centre-line&#8230;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 05:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A British Airways 737 touched down at Frankfurt-am-Main. The tower controller, obviously in frivolous mood, transmitted: &#34;Speedbird 123. Nice landing Captain, But a little left of the centre-line, I think.&#34; Quick as a flash, the BA Captain replied in a cool English accent: &#34;Roger Frankfurt Tower. Perfectly correct. I am a little to the left [...]
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		<title>Alec Baldwin mocks pilots and American Airlines on Saturday Night Live&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actor Alec Baldwin, who recently got booted off an American Airlines flight for behaving badly, has appeared on Saturday Night Live’s &#34;Weekend Update&#34; segment dressed as an American Airlines captain wearing the three-stripe uniform of a first officer in order to apologize to himself. However and in case you are in a location, most likely [...]
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		<title>Fighting those Fokkers&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 04:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old fighter pilot was telling a high school class about dogfighting with German fighters during the war. The pilot went on and on about fighting the Fokkers when the teacher interrupted and told the class that the Fokker was a model of German fighter. The pilot said: &#34;Yes, but these Fokkers were Messerschmitt….&#34; Related [...]
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		<title>A pilot should never make assumptions about airports&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 04:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Allegedly overheard by a pilot while waiting for passengers to board his island-hopper, July 2010, Penzance field, UK: Visiting light aircraft (in a posh English accent): &#34;Penzance tower, Cessna Light G123 request approach instruction and landing?&#34; Penzance tower (in a broad Scottish accent): &#34;G123, Penzance tower welcome to my airspace, sadly we are not accepting [...]
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