Tag Archives | Humour

When the lights go out…

A student and a flight instructor are on a dual, night cross country when the instructor turns down the panel lights and says: “OK, you’ve just lost your lights, what are you going to do?” Student pulls out a flashlight. Student: “I get out my flashlight.” Instructor grabs flashlight. Instructor: “The batteries are dead, now […]

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What’s the time at an airport with a military base…?

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking: “What time is it?” The tower responded: “Who is calling?” The aircraft replied: […]

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Why women prefer airplanes over men…

Airplanes can be turned off when you don’t wish to fly. An airplane doesn’t “let down” before it’s time. With an airplane, size matters. An airplane takes gas, a man passes it. Airplanes can be overhauled when the engine sputters. Airplanes do not perform over-gross. Airplanes don’t come with drinking buddies. Airplanes eventually stop whining. […]

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Remember this Bible story: The flight into Egypt…?

Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle’s picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. “The flight into Egypt,” said Kyle. “I see … And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby […]

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