Prague’s Franz Kafka International Airport was recently given the dubious distinction of being named the world’s most alienating airport by the Onion News Network which reports that passengers can expect an average delay of 31-hours while some unlucky passengers have waited for months to catch their flights. When an official airport spokesman was asked about the “situation,” he urged all passengers to follow “proper protocols” to avoid problems while anyone who wants to complain in writing is urged to send a letter to the hospital that they were born in…