After a particularly rough flight, the airliner pilot addresses his passengers: “The turbulence we passed through was rough, but we are through it now.” The pilot was unaware that his PA switch was stuck on, and leaned over to the co-pilot and said “Boy, was that rough! What I need now is a hot woman and a cold beer.”
A flight attendant in the rear of the aircraft heard this, and ran forward to warn the pilot. As she neared the cockpit, an elderly woman passenger stopped her to say: “Don’t forget the beer!”