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After a particularly rough flight, the airliner pilot addresses his passengers: “The turbulence we passed through was rough, but we are through it now.” The pilot was unaware that his PA switch was stuck on, and leaned over to the co-pilot and said “Boy, was that rough! What I need now is a hot woman and a cold beer.”

A flight attendant in the rear of the aircraft heard this, and ran forward to warn the pilot. As she neared the cockpit, an elderly woman passenger stopped her to say: “Don’t forget the beer!”

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  1. Vincent, from Plasti says

    May 20, 2009 at 07:58

    Was this line not used in "Good Will Hunting", told by Robin Williams to Matt Damon ?

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Matthew Stibbe is CEO of Articulate Marketing and Turbine, the easy, online way to deal with office paperwork. He has an FAA CPL/IR and an EASA PPL/IR and sometimes flies a Cirrus SR-22. He also writes about wine at Vincarta and being a better manager at Geek Boss.
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