- Airplanes can be turned off when you don’t wish to fly.
- An airplane doesn’t “let down” before it’s time.
- With an airplane, size matters.
- An airplane takes gas, a man passes it.
- Airplanes can be overhauled when the engine sputters.
- Airplanes do not perform over-gross.
- Airplanes don’t come with drinking buddies.
- Airplanes eventually stop whining.
- Airplanes don’t use drag, thrust, wait and balance as a checklist.
- Airplanes know what a final approach is.
- Airplanes don’t mind if you position and hold.
- In an airplane, a soft field landing isn’t a disappointment.
- Airplanes don’t mind if you’d rather just cuddle.
- Only toy airplanes run by remote control.
Ladies, have we forgotten anything?
