This was posted back in 2006 on FlightAware:
As a Passenger Service Agent for a small regional carrier, we have quite a bit of interaction with our pilots; which gives us a lot of opportunities to mock them, of course. These are a few of the good ones:
Q: What do pilots use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q:How many pilots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, ’cause the world revolves around him.
Q: How do you know if there is a pilot at your party?
A: He’ll tell you.
Q: What does a pilot say on a first date?
A: Enough about me, let’s talk about planes!
Q: What’s the difference between a pilot and a turbine engine?
A: The engine stops whining when it pulls up to the gate.