A passenger service agent shares a few pilot jokes…

This was posted back in 2006 on FlightAware:

As a Passenger Service Agent for a small regional carrier, we have quite a bit of interaction with our pilots; which gives us a lot of opportunities to mock them, of course. These are a few of the good ones:

Q: What do pilots use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q:How many pilots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, ’cause the world revolves around him.

Q: How do you know if there is a pilot at your party?
A: He’ll tell you.

Q: What does a pilot say on a first date?
A: Enough about me, let’s talk about planes!

Q: What’s the difference between a pilot and a turbine engine?
A: The engine stops whining when it pulls up to the gate.

One Response to A passenger service agent shares a few pilot jokes…

  1. Sylvia August 26, 2011 at 09:52 #

    LOL, these are awful. 🙂

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