I saw a funny poster at Wellesbourne Mountford:
Wanted Good Woman
For marriage. Must have own plane and hangar. Please send picture of plane and hangar.
I got into some trouble when I quoted this in my speech at our wedding.
In related news, scientific experiments using a brain scanner have shown that a man fancies his wife more than Angelina Jolie.
If he had been a pilot, I’m not sure the result would have been so unequivocal. She is, after all, a fully-qualified Cirrus pilot. (Hat tip to Flying in Crosswinds.)