Angelina Jolie vs. your wife

Angelina Jolie stepping into a Cirrus

I saw a funny poster at Wellesbourne Mountford:

Wanted Good Woman

For marriage. Must have own plane and hangar. Please send picture of plane and hangar.

I got into some trouble when I quoted this in my speech at our wedding.

In related news, scientific experiments using a brain scanner have shown that a man fancies his wife more than Angelina Jolie.

If he had been a pilot, I’m not sure the result would have been so unequivocal. She is, after all, a fully-qualified Cirrus pilot. (Hat tip to Flying in Crosswinds.)

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