Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
— Seen on a General Dynamics bulletin board according to SkyGod.com. Note: It was Mark Twain who said: "Never try and teach a pig to sing. It’s a waste of your time, and it annoys the pig."
Pig Dressed As Pilot by Kurt Freundlinger (Custom Prints £13.99)