German aviation terms…

For pilots thinking of flying to Germany, here is a “useful” list of German aviation terms:

AIRCRAFT—Der Fliegenwagen

JET TRANSPORT—Der Muchen Overgrossen Biggenmother Das Ist Fliegen
Highenfaster Mit All Der Mach Und Flightenlevels. (Built by Boeing)

PROPELLER—Der Airfloggen Pushenthruster

ENGINE—Der Noisenmaken Pistonpusher Das Turnens Der Airfloggenfan
Pushenthruster

JET ENGINE—Der Schreemen Skullschplitten Firespitten Smokenmaken
Airpushenbacken Thrustermaker Mit Compressorsqueezen Und Turbinespinnen
Bladenrotors. (Made by Pratt & Whitney)

CONTROL COLUMN—Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick

RUDDER PEDALS—Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks