A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax – OH MY GOD!"
Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant bought be a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A Passenger in Coach said: "That’s nothing, he should see the back of mine!"