There are two types of retractable gear pilots: Those who have landed gear up and those who (eventually) will…
The two types of tailwheel pilots…
The definition of pilot…
The first person to arrive at the scene of an aircraft accident…
Why a German pilot gets clearance first…
A BA 747 pilot had waited for take off clearance for 45 minutes. A German 737 was cleared immediately. The BA pilot asked the tower why the German aircraft had been given clearance at once.
Before the tower could reply, the German pilot came back with: “Because I got up very early in the morning and put a towel on the runway!”
If your aircraft were a horse…
ENGINEER: I don’t quite know what to say about your aircraft Sir. Let’s just put it this way…. If it was a horse, you would have to shoot it…