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When the lights go out…

A student and a flight instructor are on a dual, night cross country when the instructor turns down the panel lights and says: “OK, you’ve just lost your lights, what are you going to do?”

Student pulls out a flashlight.

Student: “I get out my flashlight.”

Instructor grabs flashlight.

Instructor: “The batteries are dead, now what are you going to do?”

Student pulls out another flashlight.

Student: “I get out my other flashlight.”

Instructor grabs next flashlight.

Instructor: “The bulb is burned out on this one, now what?”

Student pulls out yet a third flashlight.

Student: “I use this flashlight.”

Instructor grabs this one too.

Instructor: “ALL your flashlights are dead. Now what?”

Student: “I use this glow stick.”

Instructor: “Sighhhhhh, just fly the plane without any lights, OK?”GolfHotelWhiskey.com - Pilot Flashlight

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Matthew Stibbe is CEO of Articulate Marketing and Turbine, the easy, online way to deal with office paperwork. He has an FAA CPL/IR and an EASA PPL/IR and sometimes flies a Cirrus SR-22. He also writes about wine at Vincarta and being a better manager at Geek Boss.
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